Hard to top
At the Michael Jackson trial, a flight attendant was asked if she saw Michael Jackson cuddling his accuser on a private plane; she said; “That depends on your definition of cuddling.” When asked what her definition of cuddling was, she said; “I’d have to show you.” When the prosecutor asked the judge if she could show him, the witnesses chair broke. At this time, I would like to now offer my comedy writing letter of resignation. It is clear I, nor anyone else, will ever top this.

At the Michael Jackson trial, a flight attendant was asked if she saw Michael Jackson cuddling his accuser on a private plane; she said; “That depends on your definition of cuddling.” You know what most guys definition of cuddling is? That split second of physical contact after sex and before they fall asleep.