Right before President Bush left on his Asia tour, he got a call from his Dad who gave him some advice: Sushi? Wouldn’t be prudent. No Sushi at this juncture . . .

His Dad told him that if he eats the Sushi at a banquet in Japan, he’ll wish he choked on a pretzel.

Next Olympics, along with the Super G, they are going to include the Kenny G: it’s a contest to see who can listen to his music the longest without falling asleep. I watched a bi-athlon race at the Olympics. These guys are cross-country skiing with guns strapped on their backs; it has to occur to the guy in second place, if only for a moment, to take out the guy in first.