Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Here is a little tune-up for you kids practicing for the SAT tests:

A Smart guy is to me as;

A) Mount Everest is to a speed bump.

B) Bill Gates is to Kenneth Lay

C) The New York Yankees are to a Curling Team

D) Why is life such an endless series of agonizing, and embarrassing events?

That's right, the answer is: "What are you looking at?" Oh, and "Bite me, Dorothy" is also acceptable.