Here is some more Olympic trivia: the name of the sport Curling derives from the word curdling because it’s as exciting as watching milk turn. If you ask me - and nobody did - it is a cruel hoax that the sport of curling is being debuted at the Olympics in the state of Utah. How can someone play that sport without drinking heavily, let alone watch it sober.

The bad news for the French Olympic ice skating judge is that she is under investigation after the terrible call that robbed the Canadian pairs of a gold medal. The good news for the French judge? She is under consideration for the head coaching job of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.