Thursday, June 07, 2018

It was not Sniffy-Day Per Se, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Stormy Daniels is launching a perfume called Truth. The perfect gift for that woman in your life who wants to smell like the woman who had sex with Donald Trump.

Stormy Daniels is launching a perfume called Truth. Much better name than the name the test marketing group came up with: Trump’s Funk. 

A State Department spokeswoman, in a speech on Germany, mentioned the anniversary of D-Day. So I guess the message is US and German relations have been good once we got past that whole "One million of us killing each other" thing.

New England Patriot, Julian Edelman, has been suspended for four games for using performance enhancing drugs. Gosh, I sure hope this does not tarnish the Patriot's squeaky-clean reputation for sticking to the rules.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing zoo animals. When they went to arrest him, he tried to take it on the lamb.

Florida is the only state where they have to frisk the Zoo visitors for animals when they leave.

A Tennessee hardware store owner put a "No Gays Allowed" sign in his window. In a related story, a Tennessee hardware store owner now has to cut his own hair and arrange his own flowers.

The good news is a race horse named Bofa Deez Nutz won its race. The bad news is ten bettors were charged with sexual harassment when they told the teller to "Put it on Bofa Deez Nuts."

Donald Trump said he does not have to prepare for the North Korea meeting. Please tell me Trump is not going to accuse North Korea of bombing Pearl Harbor.

A pretty San Diego Padre fan, Gabby DiMarco, became a hit when she caught a foul ball in her beer and chugged it. But when she accidentally swallowed the ball, ten guys proposed on the spot.

The last munchkin in "The Wizard of Oz," Jerry Maren, passed at 98. The service is Saturday. Anyone who wants to tell a story about the deceased is asked to keep it short.

The Golden State Warriors are up 3-0 Against Cleveland and the Cavaliers' Tristan Thompson is having an awful series. In fact, the last decent shot Tristan had was the one that got Khloe Kardashian pregnant.

Since you asked:

Preview of Donald Trump driving the bus over and over Rudy Giuliani

The Bus Stops Here, Rudy The G

There is absolutely no revisionist history, Rudy Giuliani did an excellent job as the mayor of New York on September 11th, 2001. He provided the voice and face of leadership we needed right when we needed it. 

Not only did Rudy talk-the-talk, he walked-the-walk by attending almost all of the fireman and policeman’s funerals. He knew how important it was to their families to be able to say the mayor was at their funeral. There is simply no taking that away from him.

This was surprising to many inside New Yorkers who detested Giuliani as a tyrannical and cruel egomaniac who brutalized underlings and political opponents alike. 

But now, in light of Giuliani's sleazy handling of Donald Trump’s lies, we can question Rudy Giuliani's motives. As much as he did help people, we now know September 11th was all just shrewd posturing to further Giuliani’s career. 

At the time it did not seem possible that a politician could be so rabidly ambitious that they could leverage the death of three thousand people and see it as an opportunity to advance their career. 

But with his constant back-peddling, lying and double-talking for Trump, that is now obviously all Giuliani could ever do. Giuliani has no moral compass, he has only the radioactive glow from his political avarice to guide him.

What is great about seeing professional Trump ass-kissers, like Giuliani, Anthony Scaramucci, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon, Chris Christie, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Mike Flynn, Hope Hicks and Stephen Miller, is knowing, as sure as the wind blows up Trump's combover, Trump will turn on them.

As Bannon, Christie, Hicks, Manafort, Flynn and Scaramucci have already found out, Trump will always eventually back them into an impossible situation and then throw them under the bus to save his white, fat, lumpy, lying ass. 

From everything I've read, anyone who has dealt with Giuliani knows he is one nasty piece of business away from the cameras.  When Trump does discard him, it is hard to imagine that pit bull going quietly into the night. 

But no matter how hard he fights back, Rudy Giuliani is going to get thrown under the Trump bus and Trump is going to back it up and roll it over him over and over again. 

In the world of Greek diner coffee cups filled with a "cawwfeee reeegulah" drenched in milk and filled with sugar where Mayor Rudy was the man who would be King, another hero has died. 

For about fifteen years after September 11th, 2001, we would have been sorry to see that bus roll over the hero of 9/11, Rudy Giuliani. 

Not any more.

Make no doubt about, Trump is going to serve Rudy.