Monday, May 01, 2017

On “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Kendall Jenner was mad at her father, Caitlyn, for not giving her enough attention while Caitlyn bought Kendall a horse. “Gosh, I hope Kendall is OK,” said a Syrian war orphan.

Cleveland Cavalier fans were delighted Tristan Thomas broke up with Khloe Kardashian avoiding the Kardashian curse. Not to mention the Kardashian clap.

Donald Trump said Andrew Jackson, who died before the Civil War, could have prevented the Civil War. And if Trump had a time machine, he would go back and get baby Adolph Coors.

There’s a video of a single mother of four, Cara Brookins, who built a beautiful five-bedroom house using only YouTube tutorials. It was so inspiring, I almost took out the garbage.