Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Analysts claim Donald Trump has not read his health care plan. Not a banner day for the “Of Course Donald Trump Can Read” club.

Hillary Clinton blamed her campaign loss on FBI’s James Comey and Wikipedia. “Hey, don’t forget us,” said Michigan and Wisconsin. 

The Eagles band is suing a Mexican hotel named Hotel California even though the hotel predates their song by 20 years. Look for the Eagle’s next single: “Life in the Litigious Lane.”

So much for my opening the Witchy Woman Bar and Grill.

James Comey testified to congress. In case you did not notice, James Comey's name is just a D away from being comedy. Just like my high school report cards.