Sam Shepard died. He was a playwright, author, actor, musician, singer, director, horseman and teacher. Shepard was so talented, many considered him the Anti-Kardashian. 

Today is annual Wife-Carrying competition in Finland where men carry their wives over obstacles and water hazards. This is followed by the World’s Fastest Divorce competition.

Paul McCartney has a song critical about Donald Trump on his new album. Trump said Jack Lemmon was his favorite Beatle. 

At a Milwaukee Brewers game, Chris Christie got in the face of a Cubs fan who heckled him. Christie is a loud, thin-skinned bully. How has Trump not hired him?

At a Milwaukee Brewers game, Chris Christie got in the face of a Cubs fan who heckled him. Christie was booed at a Mets game, and he was criticized for going to a beach he closed. How does Christie have time to be the least popular governor in history?

Chris Christie was criticized for going to a beach he closed, he was booed at a Mets game and confronted a heckler at a Brewers game. How does someone suck at going to the beach and baseball games?

Anthony Scaramucci’s wife, Deirdre, is seeking a divorce. She is citing irreconcilable fugettaboutits.