Saturday, October 15, 2016

You're a down cat and I dig that about you, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Cleveland Indians pitcher, Trevor Bauer, missed his start in the ALCS against the Blue Jays because he cut his pinky on a drone. Bauer has a high ERA. No word if the drone cut to the bone and will dethrone the lone chance for Bauer to atone for how he’s thrown. 

Not positive, but I think Babe Ruth had the same injury once. 

Fantasy Football experts are saying it is risky to start Forty Niner QB, Colin Kaepernick. Fantasy Football experts went on to say that girls are yucky and have cooties. 

Donald Trump said Hillary Clinton should be drug tested before the next debate. This from the guy who was sniffing like Charlie Sheen in a Columbian disco. 

The CIA may launch a major cyber-attack against Russia. So we’ve gone from James Bond to User name @ManBunVapor.