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Nobody can explain why they allowed two-time drug cheater, Russia’s Yulia Efimova, back in the Olympics. But then I can’t figure out why they give numbers to the two beach volleyball players.

As much as I love Olympic beach volleyball, I cannot figure out why they issued numbers to a team with two players. Look out  Vice President of the United States and nipples on a bull, there is now something more useless. 

Since you asked:

When we were about 12, my friends, Howie Detmer and Duncan Judson and I, would invent sports. Floor hockey but with ping pong mixed in. Soccer but with darts and jumping rope and a frisbee throw added. Basketball but on bikes. 

What the Olympics needs to stay away from events that look like they were invented by a bored-silly prepubescent Howie, Duncan and Alex. 

Whitewater kayaking kinda looks like that. Synchronized diving looks like that. Ping pong and badminton and BMX look like that. Synchronized swimming and rhythm gymnastics and handball definitely look like that.