Saturday, May 07, 2016

Every picture tells a story, donut, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Golfer, Zac Blair, was disqualified for using a putter he had bent whacking on his head in anger. He violated rule 4-3b, otherwise known as “The Three Stooges” rule.

In addition, Blair could be fined for yelling, “Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck” and poking his opponent in the eyes.

The FBI will interview Hillary Clinton about her e-mail scandal. Regardless of politics, I think we can all agree it is time to leave this email mess behind and let Hillary move on to her next scandal.

A report claims Pakistan had a spy poison a top CIA agent after we shot Osama bin Laden. If our relationship with Pakistan gets any worse, Pakistan will change its name to Caitlyn and move to Malibu.

From Paul Ryan to the Bushes, no republicans are endorsing Trump. I have not seen this lack of support for a republican since Chris Christie switched from briefs to boxers. 

Since you asked:

In NHL news, the St. Louis “Not the Blackhawks” are playing the Dallas “Also Not the Blackhawks” in a game not involving the Blackhawks of which I don’t give a flaming rat’s ass. 

Go Phil “Feeeeeeeeellll” Mickelson. 

Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, great blues artists, Muddy Waters, Slim Harpo, Howlin’ Wolf, Little Walter, Junior Wells,  the underrated and yet still a legend, Van Morrison, Luther Allison, the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, the Who, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

“I’ll take who was discovered in England before they were discovered in the US, Alex.”

In fact, about the only act to be discovered in the US before it was discovered in England was Elton John. Which is like claiming to discover that the ocean is wet. 

My term for Trump’s trophy women, Melania, Lara and Ivanka, the Trumpimbos, is not getting the traction I thought it would. Neither is my line that, as the presumptive nominee, Trump put the Rump in Presumptive. 

Let’s get on this, zeitgeist.