Not now, Kato, you fool, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



A study says head lice have mutated and are resistant to over-the-counter treatments. Go ahead and try to tell yourself your head doesn’t itch right now.

To give you an idea how brazen these mutated head lice are, they could survive in Donald Trump's hair. 

The Feds in New York have shut down the male escort service Rentboy.com and charged it with prostitution. First Ashley Madison and now this. Josh Duggar cannot catch a break.

The fictional candidate, Deez Nuts is still polling at 9%. In a related story, candidate George Pataki is changing his name to Doze Balz.

Donald Trump called “Fox News” Megyn Kelly a bimbo on Twitter. Oh come on girls, stop fighting, you’re both pretty.

Not exactly Winston Churchill and Lady Astor, is it? 

Halloween costume suppliers are under fire for offering a Caitlyn Jenner costume. The backlash is so strong, some of them are changing the name of the Caitlyn Jenner costume to a Jessica Lange costume.