Brigadoon, Saskatoon, cartoon, bag a balloon, at about noon, take it to Troon with a tune from a loon, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Confederate flags are going down faster than the price of Bill Cosby’s appearance fee.

Paula Deen is in racist hot water again this time for posting a Twitter picture with her son, Bobby, in brown face. Rough time for Paula, her back is still sore from having her Confederate flag tramp stamp removed.

Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by a major teacher’s union. Asked to comment, Bill Clinton said; “I like teachers. If you don’t do it right, they make you do it again.”

A Florida woman was shot in the leg and did not realize it until days later. Florida: Discovering new uses for Meth everyday.

Since you asked

There is a motion in the House to revoke Bill Cosby’s Medal of Freedom.

You want to hurt Bill Cosby where it will hurt? Have the University of Massachusetts at Amherst revoke his doctorate in education.

Dr. Bill Cosby has been throwing his alleged doctorate in everyone’s faces since he got it under false pretenses. (Personally, I believe, unless you can save a life or prescribe medicine, you do not get to use the title Dr. No Dr. titles for non-medical doctorates. 
That means you, Dr. Phil)  

UMassA made a deal with the devil. They told Bill Cosby he could receive a doctorate because they would use his time producing an educational show, “The Electric Company” and apply it to a phony doctorate for the under-educated and egomaniacal Cosby – he flunked a grade in high school, dropped out of high school and never graduated college -  in exchange for an endless amount of free publicity for UMassA.

Having the University of Massachusetts at Amherst strip Bill Cosby of his doctorate would be the closest thing we will ever get to raping him while he’s passed out on Quaaludes.