Wednesday, April 08, 2015

DIRECTV is under fire from Comcast for their Rob Lowe alter ego commercials. They think they object now? Just wait until they see “Drunk Secret Service Agent” Rob Lowe.

L.A. Lakers coach, Bryon Scott, said he would not want to be in a foxhole with the Lakers because they would shoot him in the back. That’s where I’m different, I would want to be in a foxhole with the Lakers because, if they shot at me, they would miss.

I’m starting to think the DirectTV Rob Lowe alter ego commercials are running out of ideas. Their next ad features “The Gold Medal winner who wants to transition to a woman” Rob Lowe.

Memorial University in Newfoundland has issued an order to their students not to masturbate in the library bathrooms. College students should leave masturbation where it belongs: in the essay part of their test questions.

Kendall Jenner’s Twitter account was hacked with obscene tweets. It just breaks my heart to see shy celebrities, who guard their privacy so vehemently, get violated like that.

The NFL has hired their first female referee, Sarah Thomas. So next season, after a penalty flag, there will be a lot of; “You know what you did.”

In New York, 17-year-old, Harold Ekeh, got accepted to all 8 Ivy League colleges. He owes his success to one simple philosophy; every morning he wakes up and asks himself: “What would Justin Bieber do?” Then he does the opposite.