The rejected dwarf, Putiny

In South Africa, surgeons completed the first ever 100% successful penis transplant on a 21-year-old man. They attached a penis to a man who didn’t have one. So another man had to be a penis donor. Does this mean some guy might get Bruce Jenner’s penis?

“Hey baby, how’d you like to have sex with the penis of a gold medal Decanthlon winner?” “You won a gold medal? she asks. “No, but my penis did.”

Russian president, Vladimir Putin, reappeared after being missing for ten days. Putin laughed off his absence and then, to show he is fine, he had an opponent killed.

The 68 teams for the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament are set. The general consensus is Kentucky will win unless, in the last two minutes of the championship game, they are coached by Pete Carroll.