There is an online quiz to test how narcissistic you are. I didn’t take it, I was too busy Googling myself. 

The University of Oklahoma has expelled the two SAE frat boys who were filmed leading a racist chant. They should not be surprised, in Greek, SAE stands for Stupidus Asses Everywhereus.

The New York Board of Health has voted to make owning a ferret illegal. But don’t worry, Donald Trump, the ferret on your head is grandfathered in.

More details are coming out on the Harrison Ford plane crash. Engine fail, clipped trees, crash landing. In short, it was scarier than Suge Knight giving Bruce Jenner driving lessons.

A 27-year-old Florida woman was injured when she was texting and walked into a moving train. In her case LOL stood for Locomotive On Leg.