Did you see Kim Kardashian at the GRAMMYs? She looked like the heavily-sedated Trophy wife at her step-son’s high school graduation.

Did you see Kanye West at the GRAMMYs? He is the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral and the annoying ass-hat at everything else.

During the GRAMMYs, they showed a clip of President Obama decrying violence against women. And yet they did not cut to Chris Brown. Odd.

On Sunday, Jason Day, won the Farmers Open golf tournament in La Jolla. The trophy celebration was marred when Kenye West interrupted and said he thought Beyonce should have won.

Tiger Woods quit the Farmers Open because he said he couldn't get his glutes to activate. Tiger has even named his glutes. His left glute is Boyce, his right glute is Garrison.

After her performance, 56-year-old, Madonna, was awarded with an honorary Grammy for Most Embarrassed Teenage Children.

Today, I can just hear Madonna's 16-year-old son, Rocco, going to school and getting a lot of;

"Dude. Your mom. What the hell?"