NFL Hall of Fame running back, Eddie George, said he felt there was a direct connection between the increase in NFL player’s off-the-field violence and performance enhancing drug use. Asked to comment, one NFL player said;

“That makes me so mad I could cry.” And then he punched his fist through a brick wall.

Imma go ahead and straight up put "Play drunken charades with Chriss Pratt and Ana Ferris and Christine Bell and Dax Shepard and Andy Richter and his wife" on my bucket list.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lazy.

Lazy who?