Tuesday, January 06, 2015

A Florida man, John Ballmer, wearing a t-shirt that said; “No, seriously, I have drugs,” was arrested for possession of meth.  He was booked and issued a t-shirt that said, “I’m with stupid,” with the arrow pointing up.

It was cold last week in Los Angeles. People were shaking like a Direct TV commercial writer trying to come up with another annoying Rob Lowe.

The NFL admits there were bad calls in the Lions-Cowboys game. That’s like Custer admitting he had strategy problems at the Little Big Horn.

In Ohio, an off-duty policeman accidentally shot himself in the stomach. He’s going to be OK, but he will be charged with impersonating the New York Jets.