A man with two penises has written a book. It has a great line: “It was the best of times, it was the best of times.”

Stocks in China have plunged. To show you how bad it is, that guy in China whose wife cut off his penis twice? He is more upset about losing his stocks.

Three Russian race-walkers were suspended for using performance enhancing drugs. Officials became suspicious when their walking pace went from clipped to brisk.

A man with two penises has written a book. Who says China is kicking our butt? We have a guy with two penises, and China has a guy who had his one penis cut off twice. USA! USA!

Lots of corporate logos contain hidden messages. Fed Ex has an arrow pointing forward. Amazon has an arrow connecting A to Z. And Starbucks has hidden image of a barista robbing you with a gun.