Two Americans, Tommy Caldwell and Kevin Jorgeson, became the first to free-climb Yosemite’s 3,000 foot wall, El Capitan. They trained hard, they practiced scaling Peyton Manning’s forehead.

In China, a woman cut off her cheating husband’s penis, and then when they reattached it, she snuck into his hospital room and cut it off again. Not positive, but I think her name is Two Chop Wang. His name is Me No Dik.