One of Hitler’s watercolor paintings is being sold for $60,000. You know things are bad for Bill Cosby when Adolf Hitler and Charles Manson are having a better week.

The unemployment rate is dropping. In fact, right now, 20 jobs opened up in the William H. Cosby Jr. Production Company.

A new app on Google Glass allows you to watch yourself when you’re having sex. That’s because when people who wear Google Glass have sex, there is nobody else there.

Bill Cosby refuses to respond to accusations of sexual assault. In fact the closest he comes is saying; 

“Hey, how about that Ebola virus? Isn’t that something?’