The probe on the comet is recording sounds the comet makes and they sound like bad singing. And before you get all excited, no, they did not put Justin Bieber on the comet.

The Washington Redskins lost to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 27-7. Forget about changing their name, the Redskins need to change sports. Maybe Rugby?

The International Energy Agency predicts the price of oil will drop in 2015. The price of oil shot up last week, but that was due to all the oil they used to grease up Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Drug Enforcement Agents launched a surprise inspection of NFL medical staffs. The results were surprising. The DEA actually recommended the 0-10 Oakland Raiders start taking more performance enhancing drugs.

Olive Garden is advertising their new Northern Tour of Italy menu. The tour goes all the way North to the town of Crapola, Italy.

Did you see the Green Bay Packer’s throwback uniforms? What year did the Packers form a team of rodeo clowns? 

He’s OK, but, in Mexico, Bruce Jenner crashed his truck in the Baja 1000 and then drank beer with the locals. This set a new world record for the manliest thing any guy ever did before turning into a woman.

Kim Kardashian’s naked butt pictures are being called empowering by some. There is a name for those people: idiots.

The reviews of “Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare” are amazing. The battle scenes are so realistic, in France, five million people started playing and immediately surrendered.