Carpe Diem, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Well, the good news, amid the interminable sadness, is no comedian is going to die for a long time. Nobody in their right mind would try to follow Robin Williams. 

The other good news is researches say dogs can detect prostate cancer. The bad news is it is really hard to get a dog to wear a rubber glove.

Rory McIlroy won the PGA Championship, his third tournament in a row, his second major in a row. What have we learned? Among other things, it is impossible for a spectator to yell out the name Rory and not sound drunk.