That is one King-Hell Bastard of a Shot, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Scientists have created a rudimentary model of a brain that functions at low-level capacity. It’s first words were; 

“Honey Boo Boo here, y’all better red-neckonize.”

The charge of assault against Seattle Seahawks running back, Marshawn Lynch, has been dropped. As a result, Nike may have no choice but to release him from his contract.