Oscar Meyer is recalling 96 thousand pounds of hot dogs because they contain cheese in them; or as nutritionists are calling cheese: the healthiest thing ever put in a hot dog.

The coolest dudes ever.

Keith Richards

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

Paul Newman

Joe Namath

Tom Petty

Jackie Robinson

David Letterman (so uncool he is cool)

Sir Richard Branson

Prince Harry (anyone who finishes helicopter training outside of L.A., buys a motorcycle and then drives it to Las Vegas to party naked with naked super models is cool)

Joe Montana

Dean Martin

Junior Wells 

Johnny Depp

George Clooney

Picasso

Abraham Lincoln

George Washington

Bob Marley

Navy Seals

Surfers Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton and surfer/singer Jack Johnson.