Tuesday, March 11, 2014

A dog from the UK named Mugly won the World’s Ugliest Dog competition; and this dog is ugly. He is so ugly, they only take him for walks at night and he has to walk backwards.
That dog is so ugly, it once scared that thing on Donald Trump's head up a tree.

That dog is so ugly, even if he was rich a Kardashian wouldn't date him.

41-year-old kicker, Adam Venturi, has signed a two-year deal with the Indianapolis Colts; you can tell Venturi is getting up there, now before he kicks a ball he yells;
“You punks get off my lawn.”

Since you asked: 
You have to respect Matthew McConaughey. This guy was just one more “How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days” and “Failure to Launch” from how to lose a movie career in ten minutes and fail to launch as an actor.
In Hollywood, it is not good to turn into a joke about a joke about yourself. The naked bongos, living in an Airstream in Malibu, surfing every day, blending margaritas every afternoon, dating all the hottie actresses, making sappy, awful rom-coms. That would be a fun trap to fall into.

“But haaaail no,” said Matty the Conk. Eff that ess right in the bee. He up and decided to get his serious act-orrrrrrr on, me amigos. And now, fresh off a huge Oscar, everything with M.C. is, you guessed it, alright, alright, alright.