Stop squeezing my yambags, Dingus, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

In North Korea, leader, Kim Jong Un, executed his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, for treason; Un described his Uncle as “Lower than a dog.” Oh my word, so they ate him too?

A San Diego smoke shop is reporting several bongs stolen; police have three suspects: Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion and Snoopzilla.

In North Korea, leader, Kim Jong Un, executed his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, for treason; you thought your family Christmas dinner will be awkward? Suddenly your drunk Uncle Teddy doing a sock puppet show through the fly of his trousers doesn’t seem so bad.

The Dallas Cowboys blew a 23-point lead and their QB, Tony Romo, threw two late interceptions in their 37-36 loss to Green Bay. Proving you can’t spell Tony Romo without O and No.

New York Giants Eli Manning threw 5 interceptions to lose to the Seattle Seahawks 23-0. During the game they aired Eli’s Citizen watch commercials. I had an Eli Manning watch once, it kept getting stolen.

In North Korea, leader, Kim Jong Un, executed his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, for treason; that’s one way to avoid that hard-to-shop-for person on your Christmas list.