If you can’t figure out your Halloween costume, you can’t go wrong dressing as a slutty Bruce Jenner.

The World Series, Boston is up 3-2. The Boston Red Sox players are excited, they spent the whole morning Febreze’ing their beards.

In Washington DC, singer Chris Brown was arrested for assault again; a source for Chris Brown says he has learned his lesson, he is going to stick to beating up female pop singers.

In the NFC East, the one-time 0-6 New York Giants have won two games and are just two games out of a tie for the lead. The NFC East is so bad, if the Jacksonville Jaguars were in it, they would merely stink instead of suck.

On Sunday, an attempted fix for the Obamacare website caused the entire site to crash; they are still working on the problems. For example, your password has to include a number, a capital letter and the phrase: Ted Cruz Sucks.

We got some rain today, in fact, it rained so much in Santa Monica, it actually washed two people into a theater that was showing A.C.O.D..