You can’t spell Spirit without the word pits

Hundreds of Spirit passengers had to spend the night at the Fort Lauderdale airport due to 12-hour engine inspection delays. Asked to comment, a Spirit Airlines spokesperson said; “When will you guys get it? We don’t give a damn about our passengers.”

Asked to comment, a spokesperson for Spirit said; “What a horrible way to treat customers, even for us. Someone’s getting a promotion.”

The name Spirit Airlines is actually short for: “Breaking Our Customer’s Spirits Airlines.”

Asked to comment, a spokesperson for Spirit Airlines said; “Hey, if you want friendly customer service, go to the DMV.”

Asked to comment, a spokesperson for Spirit Airlines said; “Safety comes first and . . . psst, hey, they’re making me do this job against my will, get me out of here, I hate treating people like this. Help.”

This horrific mistreatment of their customers comes as a shock to nobody who has flown on Spirit Airlines.

Normally I am not a fan of ugly litigation, but somebody should tell Gloria Allred half of those Spirit customers were women.

This explains their new motto: Spirit Airlines, something especially awful in the air.

This explains their new motto: Spirit Airlines, we love to hose you, and it shows.