The woman who had an affair and a baby with John Edwards, Rielle Hunter, held several press conferences to announce she would like to apologize about her conduct; oh, and in an amazing coincidence, she is also promoting her new book. What are the odds?

In New York, Madonna has been banned from a chain of movie theaters for refusing to stop texting during a movie; wow, I knew Madonna is such a bad actress she can’t perform in movies, but I didn’t think she was so bad she couldn’t watch a movie. 

Reason #546 why fantasy football sucks

Tony Romo is a Fantasy god for passing for 500 yards and 5 TDs. And his team loses. Phillip Rivers commands a mistake-proof, masterful game, but gets a relatively paltry 237 yards passing and only one touchdown.