Wally Waldorf, King of the Kerfuffle

Hamilton College is offering a class for women on how to have an orgasm; they were going to make the class available for men, but they couldn’t find it.

Dear Hollywood:

What the effing ess is wrong with your ass? Why haven't you made a re-make of Dan Jenkins's "Semi-Tough"? The book was as awesome and hilarious as the movie with Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristopherson was horrid. It, the movie, was a testament to the damage caused by a-holes on cocaine in the Seventies. 

Here is an interesting story (oh, I am suuuurrrre it is. All really great stories start with: here's an interesting story) Easy, inner tirade. Pssst. Inner tirade has a poopy diaper.

Had this joke on “TTSWJL”

“A North Carolina woman stabbed her roommate because she claims he would not stop playing Eagles music. He’s OK, apparently she stabbed him with those steely knives, but she just couldn’t kill the beast.”

More clever than funny.

The joke before this one killed. (Can’t remember what it was) Jay sees this one on the cue card and gets visibly uneasy and lets out and audible “Ahhhhh” as in “Oh no, not this one.” He takes a beat, turns to the band and actually says;

“This is the dumbest joke of the night.”

Clearly Jay did not want this one in, but the head writer must have fought for it.

To his credit, always the pro, like it or not, Jay muscled it out perfectly, great delivery, and it got the double: band fanfare and applause. In truth, more applause than laughter. But lots of applause. Jay actually had to pause a brief second before doing the next one.

Jay, clearly surprised by this reaction, turned to the head writer who sits stage right and then shakes his head again in a “I can’t believe that worked” way. Followed by a "Oh no, now he is going to fight for more of that kind of stupid crap" look. 

Then he closed with a cat video which really killed.