Saturday, February 09, 2013

Grammy bans side-boob. Does this mean Kanye can't go with Kim? 

Sports Nutrition 101, circa 1968:

Coach: : 

"Hey, you there. Lineman # 76. You're too damn small. I want you to eat like an elephant and crap like a bird. Hey, you there, tight end # 87. You're too big. I want you to eat like a bird and crap like an elephant."