This low-down bitchin's got my poor feet a itchin', Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



It just came out that McDonald’s McRib sandwich does not contain rib meat; McDonalds decided McRib sandwich sounded better than McPig’s-butt-hole sandwich.

It was cold this morning. I was shivering like a Mayan headed for the Fiscal Cliff. 

A study claims men addicted to online porn can have short-term memory loss. The good news? They will forget how much their elbow hurts. 

A study claims men addicted to online porn can have short-term memory loss and drinking too much alcohol can produce short-term memory loss. Let me tell you something, if either of those were true I would be in serious, uh, um, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, pie . . . 
 

Since you asked:

Hate that feeling when I can't find the cursor on my MacBook Pro. It is the same feeling when I was single and I would run out of clean underwear and wear gym shorts under my pants. Then, when I went to go pee, I forgot they weren't underwear and I couldn't find the hole.