California bans this shock therapy to scare gay teen boys into being straight. 

Since you asked:
So what, you ask, is on the menu at the Casa Lexicasicon's for the Boys-Bears? Sliders, beans and beers.

20% fat ground sirloin. King Hawaiian rolls, melted Havarti, sauteed onions and a pickle with goop sauce. (Ketchup, mayo, Worcestershire) 

P.S. Sliders and Beans were my '70's folk duo. We opened for Seals and Crofts. (Effers stole "Summer Breeze" from us)