Monday, October 08, 2012

‘Taint no big thang to wait for the bell to rang, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The results of the presidential debates were mixed. Most thought Mitt Romney won, some thought President Obama won, everyone said; “I missed “Modern Family” for this?

Lot of interesting information coming out of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new book; instead of the famous “Terminator” catch phrase; “I’ll be back.” Arnold wanted to say; “What’chu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?”

During this campaign, both presidential candidates repeatedly refer to the United States as the greatest country in the world; clearly neither of these two have ever seen “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”

The lead singer for the 90’s band, Creed, said he feels Obama has been ineffective; that’s fine, but I am going to wait to hear what the guy from the Goo Goo Dolls thinks.

For the third time a row of seats on an American Airlines flight came loose. Or as Spirit Airlines would call that, their new more expensive Mobile Class.

Spirit Airlines will start charging $100 per carry-on bag. What’s next? A $200 and-the- flight-attendant-won’t-punch-you-in-the-face fee?

There were some odd moments during the presidential debate. Like the time Mitt Romney kept yelling; “Honey Badger don’t care.” 

Did you see Mitt Romney flash his debate smile? It is the exact same smile the bank vice president gives you when he says they can’t accept your third-party check.

Is it just me or does Obama sound like the high school principal explaining the fire drill and Romney sounds like the salesman-of-the-month at the Cadillac dealership?