We interrupt this blog to inform you that exploding noise you heard was your buddy, Lex's, head upon looking at this picture. We  now return to your regularly scheduled blog. 

We gonna up and get funkier than a funky thang, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Details are emerging from the lavish wedding of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un's wedding. Guests had a choice of three entrees: salmon, chicken or Labrador.  

How did they come up with that awesome name of the beach volleyball venue, Horse Guards Parade? Did they just throw three cool words together? Like Puppy Afternoon Nap? Summer Cocktail Party? All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? Post Surfing Massage? Beach Barbeque Party?