Tuesday, July 31, 2012

McDonalds is the official restaurant of the Olympics. That must mean Jack Daniels is the official beverage of the Betty Ford Center.

As a big fan of both soccer players, Hope Solo and Brandi Chastain, I think they should stop their squabble. Right after the next game, I think Brandi should march right into the girl's locker, go into that steamy shower and Brandi should kiss and make up with Hope. And if Hope's towel falls off, well, that happens, but, um, eh, whew . . . What were we talking about? 

Congratulations to the Italian women's soccer team on defeating Japan. In addition, the Italian women's soccer team set a new world record for self-congratulations with not one, but two team hugs after a point. And it was after a point they lost. 

 Love "Master Chef" but why does that bald, skinny, short little weasel, Joe Bastianich, think he such a bad ass? Gordon Ramsey is probably a real bad ass. What we need is some tough guy contestant to bitch slap that smug look off of Bastianich's face. Not sure whether he would cry or wet his pants first.