Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Ted Nugent said if Barack Obama is re-elected he’ll either be dead or in jail; that’s great, but I am going to wait and hear what Hall and Oates think.

A picture on the internet claims to be a naked Kim Kardashian cooking an egg, but Kim says it’s not her. Of course it’s not her. How you can tell? It’s a woman cooking. The closest Kim will ever get to cooking is when she fries in hell.