Monday, January 09, 2012

What we got us is an imbroglio wrapped in a kerfuffle, smothered in a dusted-up brouhaha with a ton of ruckus thrown in the throw-down, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Chaz Bono told “Rolling Stone” he is saving up to have a penis attached. The medical term is an addadicktome. Or the “Who-ha to Hang-down” conversion.

A Hungarian study claims dogs can read faces to determine people’s emotions. Well, except for Bruce Jenner, Nancy Pelosi and Joan Rivers.

The film company, Kodak, may declare bankruptcy. When I heard this I was so shocked, I almost dropped my beeper.