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Actor, Gerard Depardieu, who drank five bottles of wine, urinated in the aisle of an Air France flight. He faces charges of public intoxication, indecent exposure and proliferating a hilarious French stereotype.

After the flight, Depardieu cursed French stereotypes and then donned a beret and hopped on his bicycle to buy a baguette.



Texas Gov. Rick Perry told a New Hampshire crowd he does not believe in global warming. He then caught his reflection in a mirror and spent the next twenty minutes combing his hair admiringly.

Is it just me, or does Rick Perry look like the guy handing over the huge cardboard check to the winner of a golf tournament?

At the Iowa Ames Straw Poll, Michele Bachman's husband, Marcus, denied that he called homosexuals barbarians. He then went on to add;

"So don't be such a snarkypants or I shant be inviting you to my posh "Tony Awards" soiree."


The lawsuit of a Kentucky man who is suing his doctor for amputating his penis is set to go to trial. The defendant is hoping for an all-female jury.

Is it just me, or does Rick Perry look like he should be on the box of "Just For Men" hair color?