Look out, everybody, 'cause it's a SUP surfin' daaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwg.


While filming "Jersey Shore" in Italy, Snooki drove into the back of a police escort. (Now there's a switch, Snooki rear-ending two strangers) The officers were treated for whiplash and a scorching sexually transmitted disease.


Sadly, "Gunsmoke" star James Arness passed at 88. What I loved the most about "Gunsmoke" was how in 19 years everyone called Miss Kitty a saloon keeper. That's like calling Paris Hilton a singer. Miss Kitty was a madam.