Let's light the fars, kick the tars and Google harder, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
I saw a video clip of a report that claims Internet addiction is related to Attention Deficit Disorder. Or something like that, I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is for sale for $7.2 million. Of course it has a street value of $14 million.
Clorox scrub-down not included.
Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi vows he will not leave his palace. That’s a smart move, just announce to Seal Team Six that you’re waiting at home.
It’s actually sad, Moammar just sits around in his ratty bathrobe and when the doorbell rings he yells; “If it’s Seal Team Six, tell them I’m not here.”
Sarah Palin is on her East Coast bus tour, there was an embarrassing moment when asked if she was excited about Mount Vernon, Sarah said; “You betchya, I love touring wineries.”
Awkward moment when Sarah Palin had dinner with Donald Trump and Sarah tried to feed table scraps to that thing on Donald’s head.
Since you asked:
Let’s review how stupid and sleazy our politicians really are. Both Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Edwards tried to hide their mistresses’ illegitimate children from their wives and families, Edwards upped the ante by using a million dollars in campaign money to hide his bastard child from the dying mother of his kids.
This makes a guy, NY Rep. Anthony Weiner, a guy who takes a picture of his junk in his tightie whites, sends it to a college girl –oh yeah, and he’s married – and accidentally posts it on twitter to his 40,000 followers, one of the smartest and most honorable politicians around.
How do these morons think they’ll get away with this? I erase my browser history if I happen to see a picture of a girl in a bikini on Facebook.
What makes the indictment of Edwards so rewarding is here is an ambulance chaser who made a fortune raising our medical costs and insurance rates, and ran for President by pushing his image as a doting father and devoted husband of a cancer-stricken woman.
By covering up his mistress – oh, wait, sorry, she dislikes the term mistress – by covering up his vile whore and her bastard child with about a million bucks in campaign money, Edwards quite possibly will go to prison.
The defense will argue that the money was a gift. No. These were previous campaign donors, even if they say it was a gift, it wasn’t.
Here’s hoping Edwards does go to prison where he will lose, in quick order, his political future, his dignity, his rectal virginity and his pretty-boy haircut.
Could not happen to a nicer guy.
Now I know nobody wants to hear about anyone's dream . . .but
Last night I had a dream that was so boring, I actually sat down and started watching TV. Didn't run with the bulls in Pamplona, did not sail the horn, did not scale Everest, did not surf Jaws, did not ride a bronco in a Montana rodeo, did not scale the Alps in the Tour De France. Did not know biblically Heather Graham nor Blake Lively.
No, I sat down and dialed up "Conan." It was a good show, though, Barack Obama was the guest.
Why did I not know?
Why did I now know Peter Graves was the late and great James Arness younger brother? Why did I not know Arness was 6 feet 7 inches? Why did I not know Arness was seriously wounded in the leg at Anzio, Italy, in WWII? He was never able to mount a horse due to the extent of the injuries. And, sadly, he lost his ex-wife and a daughter to mental health problems that both ended in a drug-suicide.
So we have Kavorkian and now Arness. Who is going to be third?
I saw a video clip of a report that claims Internet addiction is related to Attention Deficit Disorder. Or something like that, I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is for sale for $7.2 million. Of course it has a street value of $14 million.
Clorox scrub-down not included.
Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi vows he will not leave his palace. That’s a smart move, just announce to Seal Team Six that you’re waiting at home.
It’s actually sad, Moammar just sits around in his ratty bathrobe and when the doorbell rings he yells; “If it’s Seal Team Six, tell them I’m not here.”
Sarah Palin is on her East Coast bus tour, there was an embarrassing moment when asked if she was excited about Mount Vernon, Sarah said; “You betchya, I love touring wineries.”
Awkward moment when Sarah Palin had dinner with Donald Trump and Sarah tried to feed table scraps to that thing on Donald’s head.
Since you asked:
Let’s review how stupid and sleazy our politicians really are. Both Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Edwards tried to hide their mistresses’ illegitimate children from their wives and families, Edwards upped the ante by using a million dollars in campaign money to hide his bastard child from the dying mother of his kids.
This makes a guy, NY Rep. Anthony Weiner, a guy who takes a picture of his junk in his tightie whites, sends it to a college girl –oh yeah, and he’s married – and accidentally posts it on twitter to his 40,000 followers, one of the smartest and most honorable politicians around.
How do these morons think they’ll get away with this? I erase my browser history if I happen to see a picture of a girl in a bikini on Facebook.
What makes the indictment of Edwards so rewarding is here is an ambulance chaser who made a fortune raising our medical costs and insurance rates, and ran for President by pushing his image as a doting father and devoted husband of a cancer-stricken woman.
By covering up his mistress – oh, wait, sorry, she dislikes the term mistress – by covering up his vile whore and her bastard child with about a million bucks in campaign money, Edwards quite possibly will go to prison.
The defense will argue that the money was a gift. No. These were previous campaign donors, even if they say it was a gift, it wasn’t.
Here’s hoping Edwards does go to prison where he will lose, in quick order, his political future, his dignity, his rectal virginity and his pretty-boy haircut.
Could not happen to a nicer guy.
Now I know nobody wants to hear about anyone's dream . . .but
Last night I had a dream that was so boring, I actually sat down and started watching TV. Didn't run with the bulls in Pamplona, did not sail the horn, did not scale Everest, did not surf Jaws, did not ride a bronco in a Montana rodeo, did not scale the Alps in the Tour De France. Did not know biblically Heather Graham nor Blake Lively.
No, I sat down and dialed up "Conan." It was a good show, though, Barack Obama was the guest.
Why did I not know?
Why did I now know Peter Graves was the late and great James Arness younger brother? Why did I not know Arness was 6 feet 7 inches? Why did I not know Arness was seriously wounded in the leg at Anzio, Italy, in WWII? He was never able to mount a horse due to the extent of the injuries. And, sadly, he lost his ex-wife and a daughter to mental health problems that both ended in a drug-suicide.
So we have Kavorkian and now Arness. Who is going to be third?
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