Tuesday, October 31, 2006

It is hard out here

We gonna get our spooky up on it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


A Uniter
In a campaign speech in Indiana, President Bush said the democrats don’t know how to win in Iraq; so I guess he’s saying the democrats and republicans do have something in common.

Oh, Paris
USC was upset by Oregon State 33-31. The Beavers beat the Trojans. Upon hearing that Beavers outlasted the Trojans, Paris Hilton said; “That’s why I use the pill.”

In another upset the Northern California Diaphragms lost to the Southern Oregon Money-shots.

But I tell ya . . .
With eight days until election day, experts say Congress is about to change hands. And that’s just the congressmen who will have to stop holding hands with the pages.

Costume idea
A lot of people are still wondering what to wear for Halloween; I have a suggestion, combine your old Elvis costume with your old Mini Me suit and go as Kim Jong Il.