Tuesday, March 21, 2006

It is hard out here

We got the funk for the junk in the trunk, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


How cold is it?
The Midwest had a huge snowstorm. It was so cold people were shaking like the White House aide who had to tell Dick Cheney his approval rating is 18%.


And what was a Jennifer?
During the Bradley-Pittsburgh game during the NCAA tournament last week, the scoreboard abbreviations at the stadium and on CBS were BRAD PITT. Not only that but when a player took it to the hole and slammed it, it was called an Angelina.


How low is it?
Dick Cheney’s approval rating is 18%. That’s slightly higher than Osama bin Laden and a little lower than Mad Cow disease.

Dick Cheney’s approval rating is 18%. Imagine how low it would be if he hadn’t shot a lawyer?

Rumor has it Cheney is so desperate to get his approval rating up he is thinking about shooting an IRS agent next.