Wednesday, May 10, 2017

The Amigo Contigo From Escondido, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Happy 57th birthday to the birth control pill. I am 58 which means I made it by one year. 

Bill Clinton is writing a crime novel. Not to give anything away, but it does not end well for his character named Tronald Dump. 

A company is making diapers with MLB logos on them. They were also going to put NFL logos on them, but the nobody wanted a diaper with the name the Browns on it. 

Bill Clinton is writing a crime novel. It will be a real “Who done her?” 

Conrad Hilton is in jail after refusing to go to court for stealing a car. You know how prison male inmates can have a bitch? Conrad will be the bitch of the biggest bitch’s bitch. 

The reviews for Amy Schumer’s movie with Goldie Hawn, “Snatched,” are brutal. Many viewers were expecting it to be the James Comey story.