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A tattooed fitness model, David Byer, was arrested in San Diego after police recognized his neck tattoo in a security video of Byers robbing a bank. You know a neck tattoo is a bad career choice when it destroys your career as a bank robber.



A former NFL player, Colt Lyerla, was arrested after escaping from jail, bouncing a check and then over-dosing on drugs. That guy is ready for the really Super-Duper NFL.



Pamela Anderson is imploring people to become vegans. Apparently she ingested too much meat when she dated Tommy Lee.




A Florida dog racing trainer was fired after it was discovered he gave his dogs cocaine. Well, he did not give it to them. They were going to have to pay him back with their winnings.