Friday, December 11, 2015

An ESPN clip showed Atlanta Hawk, Jeff Teague, arriving for a game picking his nose, rolling it and flicking. Apparently NBA stands for Nose Bats Aloft.

Cornell scientists made puppies using test tubes. To which every manager of every over-crowded animal shelter said; “What the hell?”

A Hong Kong billionaire is offering $128 million to the man who marries his pretty daughter. The problem? His daughter is a lesbian. So, to be clear, guys, the problem is there is no problem. 

The top ISIS financial figure was killed by US airstrikes. More proof that money cannot buy happiness. They put the ISIS in financial crisis.

Donald Trump told “People” he was good at sports. In fact he usually beat all the kids his dad paid to lose to him.