Wednesday, January 14, 2009

That how we sway and play up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A weeping Brett Favre announced he does not know if he is going to return next season. In these uncertain times it’s nice to know there is something you can count on happening each and every year, like a weeping Brett Favre announcing he doesn’t know if he is returning next season.

Lord knows I loves me some Brett Favre, but it is time for him to Leavre. 

Did you see the Golden Globe Awards? They serve booze at the Golden Globe Awards. In fact, Angelina Jolie got so tipsy, she accidentally adopted David Spade.

Barack Obama is going to take an Amtrack train to Washington DC and then his new GM Limo to the inauguration. As a result, oddsmakers give Obama 4-1 he won’t make it to his inauguration.

At his last White House press conference, there was an awkward moment when President Bush was asked how he would defend his legacy, Bush said; “To be honest, I don’t play those complicated video games.”

Did you see President Bush got emotional at his last press conference? It was awkward, Bush choked up when they told him he doesn’t get to keep Air Force One.

Prince Harry angered Muslims for calling a Pakistani as “a Paki” and a Muslim “a rag-head.” In fact, one Muslim reporter was so upset, he threw his shoes at Prince Harry.

Line of the Week:

From "Two and a Half Men"

Jake gets up from the deck and heads inside. His dad, Allen, asks him; 

"Where are you going?"

"I'm a 14-year-old boy who just got ear-boob. Where do you think I'm  going?"