Russia is calling off an evacuation after a nuclear missile explosion claiming the radiation levels are normal.

And why shouldn't (cough, Chernobyl) we believe what Russia (cough, Chernobyl) says about a nuclear (cough, Chernobyl) accident?








Russia is calling off an evacuation after a nuclear missile explosion claiming the radiation levels are normal.


The initial explosion in Russia was bad. Thousands of people had to postpone their hacking into US computers.







Iowa Rep. Steve King questions if there would be any population if not for rape and incest. 

Said Florida, "Stop picking on us."






Rapper A$AP was found guilty of assault in Sweden.

His A$S is grass.






Former Yankee star Alex Rodriguez says he had $500,000 worth of stuff stolen from his rental car in San Francisco.

Keep in mind Rodriguez believes a ball and bat with his autograph on them are worth $100,000 each.








CNN's Chris Cuomo said the worst thing you can call an Italian is Fredo.

And the worst thing you can call Fredo is Eric Trump.








CNN's Chris Cuomo said the worst thing you can call an Italian is Fredo.

And here I thought the worst thing you can call an Italian is to dinner at the Olive Garden.








Rapper A$AP was found guilty of assault in Sweden.

Oh, he is so $crewed.








Former Yankee star, Alex Rodriguez, claims he had $500,000 worth of stuff stolen from his rental car in San Francisco. 

Apparently this time the thief was on steroids.







CNN's Chris Cuomo said the worst thing you can call an Italian is Fredo.

And the worst thing you can call Italian food is Chef Boyardee.








CNN's Chris Cuomo said the worst thing you can call an Italian is Fredo.

That used to be true, now the worst thing you can call an Italian is Stormy Daniels's ex-lawyer, Michael Avenatti.









Former Yankee star Alex Rodriguez says he had $500,000 worth of stuff stolen from his rental car in San Francisco.

That number, like A-Rod's muscles on steroids, is probably inflated.









Former Yankee star, Alex Rodriguez, claims he had $500,000 worth of stuff stolen from his rental car in San Francisco. 

Apparently this time the thief was on steroids.









Donald Trump accused Joe Biden of not playing with a full deck.

That's like a frog accusing a duck of having a wet ass.







Donald Trump accused Joe Biden of being mentally unfit.

That's like Rite Aid accusing the DMV of poor customer service.











In Florida, a naked man riding a bike was arrested after he stole underwear from a sex shop.

Did we really have to mention it happened in Florida? 


Since you asked:


Al this talk about Fredo and Sunday I went to where they filmed "The Godfather 2" in Lake Tahoe.